Terry – James Allen

Ruby – Izzy Driscoll

Alex/Carol – Mia Da Costa

Ringmaster/Richard Madeley/Mayor – Isaac Tompkinson

Emily/Susanna Reid – Helen Brookes

Pierre – Blake Garance

Britfoot (sometimes) – Isaac Tompkinson, Will Boyce

Coke Dealer – Angus Cha

Coke Dealer – Tim McGilly, Aidán Sinclair, Orlando Oliver

Beret (rift in the space time continuum) – Ruby Iverson

Backstage Voice – Lucy Jude Grantham

Producer – Will Boyce

Director – Charlotte Conybeare

Assistant Director – Flora Maxwell

Assistant Producer – Ruby Iverson

Publicity Designer – Michael Elizabeth

Assistant Publicity Designer – Kim Worrall

Assistant Producer – Rhys Griffiths

Followspot Operator – Lucy Jude Grantham

Welfare – Ava Fitzhugh

Head of Props – Yasmin Herron-Isa

Co-Writer – Will Boyce, Joseph Sparke

Co-Lighting Designer – Gemma Stapleton, Katie Stapleton

Stage Manager – Ruby Iverson

Supporting Stage Manager – K-M White

Deputy Stage Manager – Angus Cha

Tech Saviour – Angus Cha

Costume Designer – Chris Wordsworth

Sound Designer – Steph Cho

Tech Saviour – Chris Wordsworth

Jean Genie – Stan Hunt

Lighting Operator – Faris Qureshi