- October 2016
~ cn ~
this is not a play.
You expected something.
You expected something else perhaps.
You expected objects.
You expected no objects.
You expected an atmosphere.
You expected a different world.
You expected no different world.
In any case, you expected something.
It may even be the case that you expected what you are hearing now.
But even in that case you experienced something different.
You chuckle-heads, you small-timers, you nervous nellies, you fuddy-duddies, you windbags, you sitting ducks, you milksops.
Come be offended!
- October 2016
“Now is the time to throw off our chains, to dance footloose upon the earth, to carpe some f***ing diem. We’ve earned tonight, gentlemen.”
Join the Riot Club, an elite group of privately-educated Oxford undergraduates, as they gather for their termly dinner in a hired room of a family-run pub. Taking place over the course of one evening, the dinner begins with hilarity and amusing drunkenness, but quickly descends into something darker. Be amused, then alarmed, by a series of increasingly disturbing jokes and disputes with the pub owner, his daughter, and a call girl. It will be a night of drinking. It will be a night of surprises. It will be a night that both the boys, and you, won’t be able to forget. The play that inspired the popular film ‘The Riot Club’, Posh is at once hilarious and disturbing, distantly elitist and yet uncomfortably close to home.
- October 2016
'Someone's after you, you're hunted.'
Meet the Howie Lee and the Rookie Lee, two men with nothing in common except a last name and an ill-fated spiral of events. Celebrated Irish playwright Mark O'Rowe's 1999 critically acclaimed drama is a two-hander of two halves, taking a nightmarish dive into the darkest depths of human behaviour. Known for his intense, lyrical verse and blistering imagery, O'Rowe litters this visceral tragedy with ruinous violence and surprising comic twists.
- October 2016
'O heart of mine, steel thyself!'
Euripides's dark and brilliant tale of sexual revenge comes to the Corpus Playroom for the first time.
Medea is a foreign woman in a hostile country. For the sake of her husband Jason she has betrayed her family and left her homeland. When she is abandoned by him in favour of a younger wife she is left with nothing. Facing banishment and separation from her children Medea begs for one day's grace. It is enough. Propelled into action by her unflinching sense of justice and constantly affirmed by her desire to see it done, she sets to work to exact a terrible revenge.
- October 2016
Debut ego-trip from Footlight Ruby Keane. Join this self-proclaimed human for an hour(ish) of surreal(ish) stand-up(ish) comedy. All proceeds from the show will go to The Little Princess Trust: http://www.littleprincesses.org.uk
Kind words from strangers:
“It is extremely refreshing to see such absurd humour” - The Tab
“Surreal is taken to new heights” - TCS
"A unique and hilarious brand of slow, absurdist comedy" - Broadway Baby
- October 2016
The last time Detective James Macaroni saw the evil drug baron Walnut Sanchez, it was at the centre of the earth.
Years later, in a town full of cops who don’t play by the rules, Macaroni’s obsessive respect for due process makes him the greatest maverick of all… Still haunted by his past, investigates a spate of missing persons - but as the witnesses pile up, it seems all is not as it seems. Or so it seems…
Like a psychic at a salsa class, Sanchez is always one step ahead. Slowly, Macaroni meanders to redemption, but not before meeting a whole host of offbeat characters: a couple of country club toffs; a mad old lady hellbent on wasting police time; a charity worker with the unfortunate voice of an evil genius; and many, many more. It’s all quite weird. But we think you’ll like it.
Previous praise:
“Puns that melt your face” - CTR
“Fresh, original, and brilliantly self-aware” - Tab
***** - BroadwayBaby, EdFringeReview, Varsity
- July 2016
- June 2016
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Retiring host Kenneth Watton stretches out the laugh lines one last time. Join a sparkling line-up of guests for a final fling with the madrigal maestro.
- June 2016
Alan Ayckbourn’s ‘Woman in Mind’ is a painful comedy about the breakdown of a middle-class housewife, Susan, presented from her perspective. Two families cohabit in Susan’s mind: her real family (her dreary Reverend of a husband, insipid sister-in-law and son who's disappeared after joining a cult) and her imagined family (the ‘perfect’ husband, doting brother and admiring daughter.) Gerald, the real husband, is apathetic, unsupportive and unsympathetic. His sister is a pain. Meanwhile, the GP is trying to flirt with Susan. As Susan gets worse, the two worlds begin to blur: the imagined family becomes nightmarish, no longer under her control.
Mock the dysfunctional which resembles your life all too much! Bask in the satisfaction of watching supposed perfection fall apart! Reflect upon the pain behind the humour. What better catharsis than comedy?
Swinging between the poignant and the ridiculous, this play is as heart-breaking as it is hilarious.
- June 2016
23 what? 23 pleases? 23 hours in a day? We know that the number 23 is crucial. We don’t know why. This sketch show hasn’t happened, isn’t happening and will not happen. But don’t let that stop you coming to see it.
A brand new sketch show from Footlights and co Enrico Hallworth, Adam Woolf, and Rufus McAlister.
Previous Praise:
"A sample of the quirkiness and brilliance of Cambridge’s late-night comedy scene" - Varsity
"Varied, relatable and, most importantly of all, funny" - The Tab
"Innovative and excellent with a glorious bizarreness" - CTR
★★★★★ Varsity
★★★★★ CTR
★★★★½ The Tab
9/10 TCS
- June 2016
Voices In My Head is a one woman, monologue series featuring 5 characters from the past present and future, each examining an abortion narrative contextualized by the time in which they live.
- June 2016
Exams are over but May Week has yet to arrive. You’re still here, but there’s nothing on. It’s not yet summer, but it’s no longer winter. What should you do in the strange time of nothingness they call ‘Week 7’? Go and see "Vox Pop: A Sketch Show", of course!
Entirely written and performed by freshers this sketch show uses "vox pops" at its core and is sure to bring something new to the Cambridge comedy scene!
They’ve literally sacrificed all hopes of getting a 2:2 to make you laugh. The least you could do is buy a ticket.
P.S. If you still have exams on, this counts as revision. We’ve checked with your DoS.
- June 2016
‘Some stories have a happy ending, Dean. You’re allowed to give yourself a happy ending’.
Dean is a sixteen year old transgender boy, waiting for his world to catch up with his mind.
He may be secure in his own identity, but Dean is yet to learn that he has only won the battle, and still needs to win the war, as those around him rocket between acceptance and alienation, straining the foundations of his support network to breaking point. As his parents' marriage crumbles, his own on-again-off-again relationship with childhood sweetheart Josh shudders and struggles to evolve.
In a complex examination of what it means for an individual to transition, Evan Placey’s 2014 drama explores the potency of teenage love, the fragility of family bonds and, above all, the fluidity of both gender and sexuality.
A love story about transition, testosterone and James Dean.
Trigger Warnings: transphobia, mis-gendering, deadnaming, suicide reference, mention of self-harm, dysphoria, mental health
Content Notes: partial nudity, mention of hormones, mention of surgery, swearing, mild violence
- June 2016
You are cordially invited to witness some of ‘the country’s finest minds’ reading the staggering works of literary genius they created as adolescents.
With a programme of earth-shattering poetry, selected letters & diary entries, and highly erotic vicar fiction this is set to be THE highlight of the Cambridge/national/global literary calendar.
Expect live music. (Black tie optional).
- May–June 2016
Wait … what has just happened? Oh.
In the time it takes a butterfly to flap its wings, whole lives fall apart. We collide or even just brush against each other and in that moment, we cause immense changes. Changes that have practical, legal, emotional, relational or societal consequences which no one could have predicted. With each decision we make, we change the world which, in turn, changes ourselves.
Imogen and Jack are spending a Saturday morning in the park with their daughter Sarah who is going off to university soon. There’s cracks in the family relationships. Meanwhile, Ben is having a hard time coping with his loved one’s depression and is putting his own job at risk. At the same time, Melissa struggles being a single parent with only her friend Clare to confide in. But in a blink of an eye, their worlds are turned upside down by a terrible accident.
Do accidents really happen? Or is everything someone’s responsibility? Could all tragedies be avoided? Unlikely.
But once a tragedy does happen, what remains? What is it that made us who we are and how much of ourselves can we hold on to after an accident that split our lives open?
Butterfly Effect is a collaboratively written piece by local playwrights who have been challenged to explore cause and effect via a new dramaturgical approach. This innovative production is being brought to you by WRiTEON in partnership with Twisted Willow Theatre.
- May 2016
Ashes to Ashes, one of Pinter's later, more unknown works, is a harrowing insight into the relationship between married couple Devlin and Rebecca. Devlin's relentless questioning of Rebecca about a former lover leads her to reveal that the lover has played a shocking part in mankind's darkest hour, and Rebecca soons realises that she too feels inextricably linked to this event, but not as perpetrator, rather as a victim. Ashes to Ashes begins as a chilling domestic drama which escalates to an altogether more sinister level, as we are reminded that the personal and the political are often all too indivisible.
- May 2016
“All humanity is here. There's Greed, there's Fear, Joy, Faith, Hope. And the greatest of these … is Money.”
The true story of the US energy giant Enron who found themselves thirty billion dollars into debt, by selling their own debt to themselves and hoodwinking the world into thinking they were making billions of dollars of profit.
The twisted nature of the men and women at Enron is laid bare in a high energy orgy of business, finances and ultimately greed.
Tragedy and savage comedy; foul-language and sex. One of the world’s largest financial scandals is about to get entertaining.
- May 2016
“‘You see…I believe in the god of carnage. He has ruled, uninterruptedly, since the dawn of time.”
Winner of the Tony Award for Best Play and adapted for the big scren by Roman Polanski, The God of Carnage is one the recent masterpieces of contemporary theatre.
Everything starts off from a simple scuffle, when the eleven-year old Benjamin knocks out two of his friend’s Henry, teeth with a stick. Their parents meet to discuss how best to straighten out the children’s unruly behaviour. What starts off as a civilized, well-intentioned evening slowly degenerates into childish bickering and the “worst day of their life”.Will anyone get out of this ill-fated encounter with their dignity and their liberal principles, not to mention the apartment, intact?
Watch the God of carnage take over in this bold and relentlessly entertaining new production.
- May 2016
Inspired by a treatment method for psychosis in Finland, this experimental play explores the nature of schizophrenia by dividing the Corpus Playroom in two. Each side of the audience will view a different storyline but experience auditory hallucinations from the other side of the wall. We meet a mother and her two sons on the 'domestic' side, and the psychiatrist on the 'public'.
With a small cast and a lot of potential for creativity with staging, costume and unique dialogue, this darkly comic, deeply inventive and honest play will be the most exciting play next term!
- May 2016
friki
fri•ki (free-kee) adj. coloq.
(from English freaky) pejorative word in Spanish meaning weirdo, usually said of a person with unusual interests and character.
Isa Bonachera presents her first full hour of stand-up, come and find out how long you can endure a Spanish accent.
“a particular brand of genius” The Tab
“really stood out” Varsity
“delightfully deadpan” The Tab
“she puts the audience at ease and instantly sent them into hysterics” The Tab
“hilarious” Wolfson Howler Promo
ALL PROCEEDS WILL BE DONATED TO THE AGAINST MALARIA FOUNDATION
- May 2016
It is 4th October, 1957, the launch of the Earth's first artificial satellite, Sputnik 1; thousands wait with baited breath; a beach ball spins elegantly through space; the stage is set. David Hastings' critically acclaimed play comes to the stage for the first time since its sellout world tour six years ago, now explosively reimagined for the Cambridge theatre scene. Two actors tell the story of one of the most unique decades in our history, The Space Race. From its flash point in 1957 to the climactic Apollo 11 landing, join a roller coaster journey of epic proportions and intimate realities, the entire tale told with the most ordinary of objects, in the most extraordinary way. One Small Step is a highly entertaining and compelling look at the people and the politics of the Space Race, weaving its way through a decade which still defines the way we live today.
- May 2016
Three strangers are about to face their demons head on. Balanced precariously on the tipping point, they might just be able to save one another – if they can only over come their urge to self destruct.
- April 2016
‘Strange Bedfellows’ is a new sketch show that revels in the ridiculous. The news is changing the way we think and it is also changing the way we do not think. Every day we are bombarded with thousands upon thousands of news stories that run from the terrifying to the ridiculous, from the measured to the reactionary, from the mundane to the life-changing. We know more than ever, yet understand so little. And sometimes the only rational reaction is to laugh.
Painfully real and joyfully absurd, ‘Strange Bedfellows’ is as incongruous and micro-managed as its subject matter. Expect big laughs, fast-paced comedy, and a whole lot of fun.
From writers and performers of ‘Switch’ ( - Varsity), ‘Farewell Tim’ ( - CTR), ‘Footlights Presents: Xylophone’ (***** - The Tab), and numerous Footlights smokers.
- April 2016
“Welcome to the world; it’s such a funny place. The people who you love the most are also the ones who make you cry. I’m not sure why.”
Six-year-old Jen Tracy welcomes her newborn brother John into the world, with a warning about the pain the ones you love can cause you…
Set against the backdrop of a changing America between 1950 and 1990, "john & jen" follows the story of Jen and her relationships with the two Johns in her life: her brother, and his namesake, her son.
A chamber musical beautifully scored by Tony nominee Andrew Lippa, composer of "The Addams Family", "john & jen" is Lippa’s overlooked masterpiece.
Chock-full of wit, sparkle and touching ballads, at its heart John & Jen is a moving portrayal of family: of brother and sister, and of mother and son.
- April 2016
Inspired by the timeless universe of Disney’s animated musical features, princesses, monsters, talking animals, witches, toys, snowmen, and new completely reimagined characters are all singing improvised songs in this roller-coaster of a show! Join Alice on her adventures in improvland, and explore the jungle of improvised wordplay, voyage deep under surface of scripted theatre, visit the less family friendly part of Neverland, and tour the kingdom of funky, fresh improvised rhythms.
- March 2016
- March 2016
- March 2016
Come one, come all, to a comedy extravagamza of comedic and #relatable sketches about Cambridge life, written by real Cambridge students in a real Cambridge college. A night perfect for all college families no matter which college you call home. We all need a laugh now and then, don’t we? Right?
- March 2016
Violet has just split up with her husband. Cecilia likes painting dead birds. The sisters are living in their mildewed family pile in the back of beyond to look after their senile father and stop the ceiling from caving in. When their brother arrives with a prospective buyer, he unwittingly raises a storm of questions about the house's past and future.
The halls echo with eerie love songs, and the kitchen where the family gathers seems haunted by ghostly presences – alive and dead. As the body count moves from birds to things more substantial, the house’s occupants are forced to reconsider the life their family has led for centuries.
‘The Beck’ is by turns a warm, dark, and uncomfortably real piece of new writing by Flora de Falbe.
- March 2016
Sputnik was the first artificial Earth satellite. Buttnik is a genuine Earth human in the form of Rob Oldham. He will be doing stand-up, orbiting and landing on various things (figuratively). Join this Cambridge Footlight for an hour of laughs.
Words from the past: 'Oldham’s material is wonderfully dead-pan. Surreal, insightful and hilarious'- Broadway Baby
'Bizarre and very green'- The Tab
'Has the audience laughing from start to finish' TCS
10/10 Varsity, 5 stars The Tab, 5 stars TCS
- March 2016
Hercules! Odysseus! Mighty mighty Aphrodite! - Amazing characters!
Olympus! Troy! The shadowy mists of the Underworld! - Incredible settings!
Minotaurs! Medusa! Magic boxes full of human suffering! - Anything goes!
A different heroic legend of golden ages past will be performed every night before your very eyes, using ideas from your very brain. Jealousy and hubris, sex and war: the stories of vindictive gods, child-eating humans, and hideous monsters make the most dastardly episode of "Days of our Lives" look like "Watch with Mother"!
MYTHS AND LEGENDS OF ANCIENT IMPROV -
EVEN ALMIGHTY ZEUS GIVES IT 5 STARS
Based on suggestions from you, the audience, the Cambridge Impronauts will weave a tale worthy of Homer or Aeschylus. For one week only, the Corpus Playroom is transformed into the Corpus Amphitheatre, the finest improvised comedy venue in this world and all others!
- March 2016
‘Do they always do that?’
‘Who?’
‘The birds.’
‘No. It’s unusual. It’s the marsh. The marsh calls them. They’ve been coming a thousand years.’
Wattmore and Griffin are ex-Cambridge college gardeners, living with secrets and darkness in the bleakness of the Fens. A £2000 pound poetry prize run by the university could be the blessing they’re after to clear Wattmore’s mysterious debt, if only they knew anything about poetry. As bird-watchers flock to the marshes near their cabin to catch a glimpse of the elusive night heron, the arrival of ex-convict Bolla to this strange family brings an unexpected female force and their lives unravel before us.
Haunting and poetic, Butterworth’s second play brims with absurd humour and symbolic imagery. This Week 7 Lent show lays humanity bare in a setting we know well, but have not seen like this before.
Prepare for shock, for laughs and underscoring it all, the urgent howls of the freezing Cambridgeshire wind.
- February 2016
The Fletcher Players and Shadwell Society bring you “Smorgasbord”: a brand-new festival showcasing the most exciting and original extracts from emerging student playwrights.
Hosted the Corpus Playroom, this is a casual opportunity for writers to have their work performed on-stage, with the chance for the pieces to be discussed and critiqued afterwards by the audience.
Unlike many other writing festivals, there are no limits to the works being presented – they can be complete plays, extracts from a larger piece, or rough first drafts – as long as they are between 5 and 10 minutes in length.
Come and see some of the boldest works of new theatre in their rawest and most creatively fertile state
- February 2016
Next Door is a new piece of student writing that takes a look into the most familiar aspects of our day to day lives; when we sit around the kitchen table. Made up of sparadic, disconnected scenes and characters, the unity of the play rests on the similarity of circumstance and the tendencies of structure in the dialogue, which may be sometimes painfully familiar. Ranging from scenes that depict the most tedious to the most poignant moments of human lives, Next Door creates a sense of community out of the times when we may feel most alone or isolated.
The script is committed to perfected naturalism, and the actors involved will portray characters that they themselves have written and developed, mostly through Verbatim work. Listening carefully to recordings of real conversations that actors have whitnessed, we will work to devise dialogue that is meticulously accurate to the real ways people speak.
This is a chance to properly unwrap the structure of our language, and become intensely familiar with the rhythm and pattern of the most everyday speech. Through these processes, both actors and audience will uncover a liberating and inspiring beauty in the moments we tend to take for granted.
- February 2016
"I don't want realism. I want magic."
Blanche DuBois is a faded Southern Belle, her whole life taken away from her. But she is determined to cling on to the past, come what may. She seeks refuge in the dilapidated home of her sister in New Orleans but here she finds Stanley Kowalski, brash and aggressive, and determined to bring Blanche's fragile existence crashing down around her. As Blanche and Stanley's confrontation comes to a head, Blanche retreats further and further into fantasy and delusion until she can no longer distinguish between reality and illusion.
Tennessee William's masterpiece is a violent and moving tale of lust and death, the New World and the Old, the brutish and the delicate, dreams and harsh reality.
This intimate new production brings the audience not just into the cramped tenement in the New Orleans French Quarter but into Blanche DuBois' fragile and haunted mind.
- February 2016
It's the summer hols at last! Escape the windy rain of February and join the Famous Five for seaside hijinks and simply lashings of ginger beer. When Julian, Dick and Anne join their cousin George for the summer holidays, they are sure that adventure is just around the corner. And they're right! Something fishy is happening on Kirrin Island. Someone's signalling from the tower, there are strange crates on the beach, and where oh where is Timmy?
Things are looking grim, but don't worry -
Aunt Fanny's packed a picnic.
From creative persons behind And Then There Were Nuns, Night of the Amorous Prawn, Tristram Shandy: Live at the ADC! and Picasso Stole the Mona Lisa comes a new comedy that will redefine the word 'corking'.
